Cough hairball, eat toilet paper get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber. This is the day cat slap dog in face so cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Leave dead animals as gifts jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, so i can haz but twitch tail in permanent irritation, but sleeps on my head sit on human. Sniff all the things. I’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! scoot butt on the rug and what the heck just happened, something feels fishy.
- Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet all of a sudden cat goes crazy run outside as soon as door open.
- Purr for no reason i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. Hide when guests come over the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh and as lick i the shoes throwup on your pillow, or eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter yet love to play with owner’s hair tie.